FYI - Ivy League Lightbulb jokes

[Dave Farber <farber@central.cis.upenn.edu>]

>Posted-Date: Fri, 2 Jun 1995 21:08:55 -0400
>To: farber@central.cis.upenn.edu
>Subject: FYI - Ivy League Lightbulb jokes
>From: Craig Partridge <craig@aland.bbn.com>
>Date: Fri, 02 Jun 95 18:04:02 -0700
>Sender: craig@aland.bbn.com
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>Dave -- this is apparently doing the rounds -- my guess is written by
>a Harvard person, but still rather fun.
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>IVY LEAGUE LIGHTBULB JOKES
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>How many Princeton students does it take to change a lightbulb?
>Two---one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.
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>How many Brown students does it take to change a lightbulb?
>Eleven---one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the experience.
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>How many Dartmouth students does it take to change a lightbulb?
>They have lightbulbs all the way out there?
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>How many Cornell students does it take to change a lightbulb?
>Duh, what's a lightbulb?
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>How many Penn students does it take to change a lightbulb?
>Only one, but they get six credits for it.
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>How many Columbia students does it take to change a lightbulb?
>Seventy-six---one to change the lightbulb, fifty to protest the
>bulb's right to not change, and twenty-five to hold a counter-protest.
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>How many Yale students does it take to change a lightbulb?
>None.  New Haven looks better in the dark.
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>How many Harvard students does it take to change a lightbulb?
>One---they hold the bulb and the world revolves around them.
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