IP: FOR FUN -- Modern age

[Dave Farber <farber@cis.upenn.edu>]

>Date: Wed, 5 May 1999 06:45:25 -0700
>From: Dan Lynch <dan@lynch.com>
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>MODERN-TIME MAXIMS FOR THE INTERNET AGE
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>Home is where you hang your @
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>Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the
>Net and he won't bother you for weeks.
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>The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.
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>A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.
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>You can't teach a new mouse old clicks.
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>Great groups from little icons grow.
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>Speak softly and carry a cell phone.
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>C:\ is the root of all directories.
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>Don't put all your hypes in one homepage.
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>Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish.
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>The modem is the message
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>Too many clicks spoil the browse.
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>The geek shall inherit the earth.
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>A chat has nine lives.
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>Don't byte off more than you can view.
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>Fax is stranger than fiction.
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>What boots up must come down.
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>Virtual reality is its own reward.
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>Modulation in all things.
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>A user and his leisure time are soon parted.
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>There's no place likehttp://www.home.com/";>http://www.home.com
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>Know what to expect before you connect.
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>Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice.
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>Speed thrills.
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>Tel. 650-948-1344
>Fax  650-948-0757
>My assistant is Kim Marshall
>Tel. 650-947-9688  kim@lynch.com 
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