IP: Print media explained

[Dave Farber <farber@cis.upenn.edu>]

>Reply-To: <kgb@kgb.com>
>From: "Kevin G. Barkes" <kgb@kgb.com>
>To: <farber@cis.upenn.edu>
>
>1.  The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the
>country.
>
>2.  The New York Times is read by people who think they run the
>country.
>
>3.  The Washington Post is read by people who think they ought to
>run the country.
>
>4.  USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the
>country but don't understand the Washington Post.
>
>5.  The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind
>running the country, if they could spare the time.
>
>6.  The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run
>the country.
>
>7.  The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't too sure
>who's running the country.
>
>8.  The New York Post is read by people who don't care who's
>running the country, as long as they do something scandalous.
>
>9.  The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren't sure
>there is a country, or that anyone is running it.
>
>10.  The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another
>country.
>
>===
>
>Regards,
>
>KGB
>
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